Herkenbare tweets die je als mama doen lachen
Kun je wel een lachpauze gebruiken? Lees dan vooral onderstaande tweets. Sommige zijn zo herkenbaar en lachwekkend, dat je je nog zult moeten inhouden. Veel smulplezier!
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you're like, "Honey, I don't even know what day of the week it is."
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 14, 2017
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.
"No screens allowed."
On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.
"This is your mother now."
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) October 23, 2015
Eigenlijk doe je het zelf best goed, toch?
The best part of shopping at Target is the convenience. And that at least one mom always looks more frazzled than I do.
— Jennifer S. White (@yenniwhite) December 4, 2017
Hij weet precies wat je leuk vindt
Me: Do that thing I like
Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) September 9, 2018
Dat of een glas wijn. Wel niet in combinatie met xanax.
What are you eating?
— Marl (@Marlebean) September 16, 2014
Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast?
Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some?
Son: NO. I hate casserole.
Me (whispers): I know…
— Foxy Wine Pocket (@FoxyWinePocket) November 28, 2014
Eens zien wie het langst volhoudt
My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 1, 2014
Goede raad als je het ons vraagt
A baby shower game requested everyone write parenting advice on a notecard, so I wrote down my favorite margarita recipe.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 9, 2016
First kid: healthy, organic everything.
After third kid: KFC chicken leg falls on floor – just pick it up and eat it, I don't care.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) July 29, 2016
Fake it ’til you make it
I never knew you could do a job that you pretended to know what you were doing for longer than 3 years until I became a parent.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) December 11, 2016
Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that's not allowed if the baby is yours.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) February 12, 2014
En uiteindelijk toch nog papa’s stem nodig hebben
*Mary Poppins voice*
Ok, children! Time to go!
[15 min later]
I said let's go.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) November 5, 2015
Sorry I'm late, my son noticed his pupils were circles and he wants square ones.
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) May 25, 2016